A matter of taste

I have made the world's most tasteless beer! If you doubt me, try a bottle this weekend. I bottled Rudd Beer IV on Friday and, based on the sample I tasted, I'm not sure it's even beer. It could just be a golden colored water. It makes Coors Light taste like a full flavored pilsner. Hopefully it will be carbonated enough by this weekend. That's my only worry at this point. Well, that and how it tastes!

I think I was so worried about the hop rate after the disaster of Rudd Beer III, otherwise known as Barely Adequate, that I erred on the other side and made the beer too bland. It weighs in at about 4% alcohol so it will do the job even if it is like having sex in a canoe.

Rudd, if you don't like this beer, I can't help you!

Funny sites

I've found a couple of funny sites over the last couple of weeks that have been making me chuckle.

First, www.fmylife.com. This is a site where people post little blurbs about the bad things that happen to them. I know it's bad to laugh at other people's misfortune, but hey, they put the stuff out there to share. If they didn't want you to laugh at them then they shouldn't have posted!

Second, www.textsfromlastnight.com. On this site people post funny and weird texts they send or receive. Here you'll find gems like...

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(831): Hey, what are you up to?
(802): Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
(802): Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.

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