The World Series...

...of Beer Pong!

Meggan Monroe sent me this link earlier this afternoon. Man, for $50,000 I can drink beer and throw ping pong balls into cups!

This probably is the only World Series in which I could participate although I've only played Beer Pong once in my life. I will admit that I was pretty good at throwing ping pong balls and drinking beer (mostly at drinking beer though).

I may be getting too old to go through all the necessary training to become a pro, though. After all, take a look at this excerpt...

---

The 6'4", 280-pound Hamilton chugged a bottle of Jack Daniel's beforehand. "The key today," he said later, "was me getting real drunk."

---

Now that, my friends, is a finely tuned athletic machine. How can I hope to compete against that?