Juicy

Holy crap! It's been a long time since I posted anything. I don't really know why I've neglected my blog so long. It's not like random and idiotic thoughts have stopped coming to me. Those come non-stop. I guess I have been busy lately, what with training the Malaysians and all.

So, earlier this week I was in a meeting at work. This was a standing weekly meeting that my boss had set up for 8:30 AM. So 8:40 AM rolls around and guess who the only person not in the room was. Yep. My boss. How do you forget to come to your own meeting?

While waiting for the boss to arrive one of my co-workers said he was at a party over the weekend and heard one guy say the following to another guy, "You're beard is so juicy! Can I touch it?"

Yep. I thought it pretty much sounded "the gay", too. But what's worse? Calling the guy's beard juicy? Or trying to touch another dude's beard?