Baconnaise

As many of you know, we here at Swoll Industries have been bringing fine food products, such as "Pigs Fat Ass" and "Swiss Swoll Rolls", to the fat ass community for years. However, it seems our fine Research and Development department has lost a close race to develop "baconnaise". That's right, it was our ultimate goal to combine the artery clogging qualities of bacon and mayonnaise into a super coagulant capable of stopping your heart from beating after a single bite.

On a serious note, this product may be one of the most insanely awesome things ever invented. Who doesn't want bacon on every sandwich? But who has the time to cook all that bacon? I'm morbidly curious (because I'm pretty sure it will kill me) to try this product.

And on a side note, notice in the picture there is a "lite" version of baconnaise. Really? Is that necessary? The people who are interested in mayonnaise that tastes like bacon don't strike me as the "lite" crowd.